“France’s government has probably displayed the most progressive political Darwinism imaginable over the course of time, mostly due to its people’s refusal to lie down and be shit all over (which, when compared to us, makes us look like a moronic island of political scat fetishists).”
A former boutique storefront in London has become the temporary home for a pop-up bar with a twist: 2 Ganton Street is currently the U.K.’s “first walk in cocktail.”
“Like soccer and Kylie Minogue, the “Eurovision Song Contest” is a global cultural phenomenon that has never quite captured a U.S. audience. A talent competition open to 41 European nations plus Israel, it’s a bit like three hours of “American Idol” sung in Esperanto, with choreography by your mother. But it’s also the most fun you can have on the Internet without a credit card.”
“I’m not gonna pretend I don’t fancy Zac Efron because that wouldn’t be believable because he’s ludicrously attractive. But I will at least claim that I feel guilty about it.”
